http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
This quiz is actually a better use of your time than trying to make Jim feel like a dumb adolescent for leaving his laptops in a car (I am sure he already feels like $&%@, knows "what went wrong", or is completely over it ... so go beat up on yourself if you have nothing better to do). BTW, I am surprised that Google only revealed 417 results for "pedantic nitpicking". After all, pedantic nitpicking is what people do, and they either get over it or they don't.
10 simple questions ... I do think your liver is probably safe if you can score 8 or more correct. Don't know if this has circulated widely ... I just saw it this morning.
Have a nice day :-)
And yes, I am having fun.