14 Mar
2007
14 Mar
'07
4:08 p.m.
Before we all break out the tinfoil hats, I thought it might be a good idea to check the Movie Channel's schedule. I know it wouldn't be the first place I'd look for any gratifying pornography.
It appears that what Orin calls a "pornfest" was either "New York Doll", a documentary about the reunion of the glam-rock band New York Dolls (6:20 a.m.), or possibly "Night of the Comet", a zombie flick (7:40).
You may safely return your children to their video games.