As much as Gisele might or not appeal to the eye, I would have
to vote for Iron Man – I can see the ad already – Iron Man and the Iron
Monger version:
Iron Man: I’m Linux.
Iron Monger: And I’m Windows. Me and my clones
will rule the world! (Reaches for Iron Man)
Iron Man: (dodging) I am smaller, more nimble, and use less
resources than my counterpart.
Iron Monger: (still chasing and attempting to grab)
I will crush you! I’m bigger than you are. If I say you don’t exist – you don’t
exist. (finally catches Iron Man)
Iron Man: As you can see from the two of us, I have a
survival instinct (Iron Man escapes from crushing grasp) and Windows has very
little grasp of reality. (jumps on Iron Monger’s
back and pulls a few small objects out of the suit – Iron
Monger starts to receive BSOD warnings in his visor) I can take a
beating and adapt, but my friend here – you tinker with
his system settings at all and then he has to reboot. (Iron
Monger’s suit powers down).
Pepper Potts (walking on screen): I’m a Mac – I can’t do most of
what they do, but I am good on the eyes…
Fade out to black w/ emblem of Penguin and the caption “Linux –
catch the wave”
…Just my two cents…
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year,
Michael Haworth
From: [email protected]
[mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Julie
Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:51 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Hello, I’m PC and I’m Mac (and I’m Linux!)
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