Speaking as the guy everyone here seems to be going to for authoritative instructions,

Everyone speaks as that guy. Otherwise, why speak?

I am entirely and completely thrilled with Andrew's work on the kc.pm.org web site, especially with the way it has been refactored to not require continuous maintenance.

...and yet appearing to the newcomer as if it is continously maintained.

I had to check and see if the site was up, because the initial description also matched a broken website.

Speaking as the guy to whom no one seems to go for authoritative instructions.

-Jared