Later, it was found that the janitor had the missing gold in his pocket. He stated, "hey, they just leave this gold stuff lying around, what do they expect?"

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Jack wrote:

Ok, this is way OT, but ... they're making black holes in the lab now. Let's hope they don't let one out. :'o

http://news.com.com/In+labs+high-speed+collisions%2C+things+just+vanish/2100...

Brian Kelsay